job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
job interviewer: ok

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

Day 356/Day 357

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

venetianassasssin:

Élise de la Serre: concept art

venetianassasssin:

Élise de la Serre: concept art

undead-medic:

Myself as laboratory!Rosalind at Otakon on Sunday. Robert took the pictures.

(I had gloves but took them off for break time)

cartoonpie:

I don’t know why, but I’ve been watching this movie over and over again recently.  I just really love it.  Childhood classics for the win!!!

cartoonpie:

I don’t know why, but I’ve been watching this movie over and over again recently.  I just really love it.  Childhood classics for the win!!!